Funny Joke: Correct Nija proverb!

[Becky02]

Ejiro was asked to complete the following in an exam:

Ques.1; "He who fights n runs away"?
Ans; E don surrender be dat nah, na fear catch am.

Ques.2;" A rolling stone"?... Ans; No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

Ques.3;" He who lives in a glass house"?... Ans; Na rich politician wey em be.

Ques.4;" A stitch in time"?... Ans; Dey prevent further tear.

Ques.5; "Birds of d same feather"?... Ans; Na d same mama born them.

Ques.6; "One good turn"?... Ans; Na correct power steering fit do am.*nerd*

Ques.7;" A bird in hand"?.. Ans; Wetin e wan be again if nor be barbecue. Dem plenty for chicken republic.

Ques.8; "Half bread is better than"?... Ans; Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

Ques.9; "A journey of a thousand miles"?... Ans; Na d person wahala be dat nah, Why e no enter car or airplane waka.

Ques.10; "He who laughs last"?... Ans; get brain problem. Make dem examine am because na begining of madness be dat..

Ques.11; "A patient dog"?... Ans; Don get disease b dat. Na hunger go kill am straight.

Ques.12; "All work and no play"?... Ans; Na bank job ooo bros

Ques.13; "An apple a day"...? Ans; Na hunger go kill u jeje

Ques.14; " Once beaten"...? Ans; Na revenge go follow b dat

Ques.15; "A fool at forty"....? Ans; U never see Naija own, ours na at 70

Ques.16; "A friend in need"...? Ans; Na parasite em b

[Jumoke benson]

I love yoruba proverbs most especially.

[Samo gideon]

Naija is sensible to this sort of things.

[Motivational Tunrayo]

A fool at forty is the funniest for me.and it is true o, we have old fools in Nigeria today.should i mention names? Nah....

[Becky02]

A fool at forty is the funniest for me.and it is true o, we have old fools in Nigeria today.should i mention names? Nah....

mention names ke? I no dey oooo.... But u are free to mention like two names sha

[MR JOKE]

This proverbs are really correct trully.You're believed.Nothing in Nigeria is anyhow.We take things to another level.That's why i'm proud to be Nigerian.

[Aramide olawale]

warri guyz tried a lot for this one.gud translation from its original meaning.the first one was really funny cmon.

[MR JOKE]

Good well written naija proverbs.There is nothing we cannot change in Nigeria.The only thing we've not changed is Nigeria itself....

[Becky02]

Good well written naija proverbs.There is nothing we cannot change in Nigeria.The only thing we've not changed is Nigeria itself....

uhmmmmMm..... A true talk.

[Nifemi Donald]

A fool at forty is the funniest for me.and it is true o, we have old fools in Nigeria today.should i mention names? Nah....

mention names ke? I no dey oooo.... But u are free to mention like two names sha

don't try it o.mention names will put me in big trouble.
True talk