Funny Joke: New Nigerian Dictionary Words on Bribery

[Jobbers]

Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring.

Past tense: farouked
Example: Farouk farouked

Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis (Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Faroukish (Adjective): having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Faroukistically (Adverb): Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.

- Sego.

[Amynwan]

the writer of this must have beenn a faroukologist because he seems to know a lot about this farouk of a thing.

[Davzy folamz]

hahahahahaha

[Samo gideon]

It is killing Nigeria.

[Nifemi Donald]

That reminds me, Does it mean the whole Farouk case has ended?

[Folami David]

it will be politicians name that will full there.they are the most corrupt

[Stanley_13001]

nigeria police names also must be there, cos them be anoda set of corrupt people

[Amynwan]

no be small thing, all this must change o, corruption must stop in Nigeria

[Tina lawrence]

Fakoukracy..hahahah so so funny.
They must not catch us doing this o.
Pls don't implicate me

[Folami David]

Blackberry can turn one into a mad man or a mad woman.