Husband and Wife

[Mudassir Danhassan]

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

[Mercy esther]

Ha!!! He was thinking of another thing.