Funny Joke: YOU TOLD ME!

Started by Becky02, Jul 14, 2012, 01:36 PM

Becky02

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to enforce the laws pending. He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill? The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's butt, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said,This is a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license? The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted another finger in the bird's butt, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, This is an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license? The hunter, getting annoyed, produced an Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, This is an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license? Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little disappointed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from? The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said,You're so smart, YOU tell ME!


Amynwan

good and fine, let him dig his hand into his buttok and tell him the country he is from.

Mercy esther

LMFAO THIS GOT ME LAUGHING.

Davzy folamz


Tade olaitan

hahahahaha.the joke is one in a million.

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