Funny - Crack ur Ribs

[Mudassir Danhassan]

CRACK UR RIBS!!!
-If 2face advertise condom, no buy am oo na fake...
-If Akala sells bleachin cream, buy am na original...
-If Torres is alone in front of goal, dont panic he wont score...
-If Drogba sells juju charms, patronize him, na confirm...
-If Patience Jonathan turns English teacher, no go her school oo, na fake...
-If armed robbers visit Emirates stadium, dont worry, dey wont visit d trophy cabinet...
If Messi hold ball, if e balance, if Ψσυ like warn your defenders, na sure goal
-If Alex Ferguson sells chewin gum, buy am na original...
-If Boko Haram plans to bomb ur area, no be play play o, relocate...
-If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open ur window to confirm...
**GOOD EVENING!!**

[Amynwan]

o boy you get am o

[Becky02]

Correct joke... U̶̲̥̅̊ rock my guy

[angel blessing confidence]

for sure

[Davzy folamz]

My rib is cracked o.

[Aramide olawale]

That 2face part is the most funny.

[Segun fadare]

i laf to this.

[Tina lawrence]

It is that 2face own i believe most.2face can't advertise it to me cos he does not use it

[Folami David]

You people should not yab Torress anymore o.he has improved for his club chelasea

[EbukaOkafor14]

Every single one of this jokes is funny. It just has to be funny cos I know it was well packaged water.