Funny Joke: Who Owns D̶̲̥̅̊ Man?

[Becky02]

It was a big fight today btw mother-inlaw n daughter inlaw.

Mother-in-law: 'My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this bosom of mine for more than a year........

Daughter-in-law: Ma, 'That was over 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my bosom he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking'.

Problem!!! Men are in dilemma!

Mother-in-Law: I carried him for 9 months........ '

Daughter-in-law: 'He was only 3.5KG wasn't he?....so whats the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 110 KG NOW'. 

[Jumoke benson]

A mother has more control over any man on planet earth.

[Nifemi Donald]

I can boldly say the mother in law

[Seun Omokunle]

Sis Becky,I give kudos to u for this article. Well,I will say its the mother bt @ all a good mother- in-law will not go for this kind of negotiation btw her daughter- in -law.