Funny Joke - Smart Dog

[Mudassir Danhassan]

Due to his owner’s negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest
jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

Just then, the dog noticed some bones
laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately settles down to chew
on the bones with his back to the approaching leopard. Just as the jungle cat is about to leap, the dog loudly says, “My, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?”

Hearing this, the leopard slinks away. “That was too close,” thought the leopard, “that dog nearly had me.”


Meanwhile, a mischevious monkey had observed the entire scene, and
decided to cause trouble for the dog, while getting on the good side of
the leopard as well. The monkey dashed off after the leopard, to tell
him what truly happened.

The dog saw the monkey dash off, and suspiciously tailed him from
behind. He overhears the monkey spilling the beans, and quickly decides
on a course of action, racing back to the pile of bones.

At the same time, the leopard has decided to take care of the dog
once and for all. The monkey hops on the leopard’s back, to watch the
demise of the doomed dog. As the leopard approaches, he can hear the dog
talking to himself: “Where’s that lazy monkey? I sent him off half an
hour ago for another leopard, and he’s still not back!”

[Jumoke benson]

This dog is smart!!!

[Davzy folamz]

this makes sense.lolz

[Samo gideon]

Extra extra smart.

Animals are pretty funny sometimes.

[Aramide olawale]

dogs can speak pidgin?

[pugo]

Dats funny. Work of courage

[Amynwan]

the monkey don die be that, monkey rest in perfect peace

[pugo]

The dog is always a smart animal, that why is always near human

[Tina lawrence]

What an awesome dog

[Nifemi Donald]

The dog is always a smart animal, that why is always near human

Yes you are very right.
I agree with you..