Funny Joke: Actual Call Center Calls

[Becky02]

Customer: I've been calling 700- 1 000 for two days and can't get through, can U̶̲̥̅̊ help?
Operator: Where did you get that number, sir?
Customer: It's on the door of your business.
Operator: Sir, those are the hours that we're open.
Caller: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?
Operator: I'm sorry , sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.
Caller: "On page 1 , section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug D̶̲̥̅̊ fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can U̶̲̥̅̊ give me the number for Jack?
Operator: I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.

[Davzy folamz]

i laugh till my veins begin to show.