Funny Joke: Directory Enquires!

[Becky02]

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please
Operator: I'm sorry , there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct Caller: Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.
Then there was the caller who asked for a knit wear company in Woven.
Operator: Wov en? Are y ou sure?
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label - - Wov en in Scotland