Funny Joke: Laughing Time!

[Becky02]

 

CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord is pursuing your mama b/c of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. 

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet. 

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu) 

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking). 

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid dey live there (Political armed robber). 

TROUBLE :- Is slapping an army general's wife in front of an army barracks (You may not live at all to tell the story). 

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport. 

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel (Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ) 

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi? Hunger never deal with you). 

MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR (Hmmm! Life don tire you abi?). 

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say ''God created them for a purpose'' (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey). 

STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you neither ADD YOUR OWN, COMMENT, OR LIKE.

[Tina lawrence]

You are right with all of this.

[Jumoke benson]

he thought was he was smart ehn.

[Tina lawrence]

I timed my laughter.
I laughed from 1:14pm too 1:17.
3 minutes of non stop laughter 

[Folami David]

How will you buy a Blackberry phone trully,without paying for your rent fee.That is just craziness

[EbukaOkafor14]

Well explained that it has so much stuck on to the marriage. The explanations are euqlly funny. Pls I dob't starf.

[femifemzy3]

There is no how I can like here o ..Hahahahahahahah All those things need to be in a place for things to work out fine.