pastor and militant

[Nairamen]

Funny jokes: dar was a pastor wo has da habit of always...after service wil say...
Pastor: my brethren n the lord...al of u standup of and pray...so that we wil shot the devil...  -the pastor kep doin dat every sunday service... One sunday service,one militant came wit hs gun to surrender to jesus- as usual pastor said...
PASTOR:today u r goin to shot the devil,n 2da own shal b superandic...i wil turn my back,n u wil use me as a point of contact to shot the devil...
MILITANT: tnk God,today i must shot the devil...
(pastor da stage the shout shot the devil...as he hear krakaka-gun crakng) he said hold on brethen...dat sound sounds fameliar... He turn and saw the militant wit da gun... And said
PASTOR:No nt dat gun,i mean ur spiritual gun..
MILITANT:na lie o pastor,me mus kil satan tru u...
PASTOR:wait brethen i just recieve a ministration that the devil did not come to church today... 

Hahaha my man no wan die jo...

[Becky02]

Fake pastor! Lol

[Tina lawrence]

Interesting joke.It makes sense.

[Jumoke benson]

stupid militant.you no even fear man of God.

[Tina lawrence]

That militant is very sturbbon.He scared the pastor greatly.Pastor has turn to Peter in the bible all of a sudden

[Nifemi Donald]

don't blame the pastor.if he did not save his life now, who will preach next sunday?

[Tina lawrence]

They sef put pastor in a tight corner o.
What did we expect him to say?

[Stanley_13001]

oga pastor lol

[Nifemi Donald]

They sef put pastor in a tight corner o.
What did we expect him to say?

I pray we reading this joke now won't be in this situation..That is when we would know how difficult it is

[Folami David]

The militant too should've mercied the pastor small.If rapture came at that time, he would go to hell straight