Funny Joke: Glad to be drunk

[Becky02]

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk.
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. Let's go. Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.

[Tina lawrence]

This one's case has gone beyond drunkeness,he is already going crazy.He is happily drunk

[EbukaOkafor14]

Well no one wants to be crippled so maybe he was appreciating his current status as a drunkard. LMAO

[EbukaOkafor14]

There is a certain level you will reach in drukeness that will make u to do or say such things.