Funny Joke - Drunk

[Mudassir Danhassan]

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go.

" Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

[MR JOKE]

Alcohol does more than they think it is.It destroys life.The earlier we know this, the better.

[Aramide olawale]

being crippled should have been his predicament.i hate drunkards.they irritate me, every one of them. 

[MR JOKE]

This one is extra-drunk.The bartender is a madt man.I can't laugh please.Thinking you are crippled is a just out of the way. 

[Aramide olawale]

abi o mr joke.he is saying he is cripled.if you ar cripled wil u be able to work? useless man is wat you are.lol to dis

[Becky02]

The man is totally out of his mind

[immesd]

Brainless idiot. Dat reply is not funny enough coz i expected a funnier one coz we al knw d man z not wit his brain

[Tina lawrence]

it seems he took 500 bottles

[Nifemi Donald]

it seems he took 500 bottles

He wan kill himself?

[Folami David]

A drinking habit is a very bad habit.
See how bad it is for this one now
Hillarious!