Funny Joke: Your Daughter is Pregnant

[Becky02]

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having intercourse with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"

[MR JOKE]

The virgin Mary tinz.I don't think anyone on earth now can give birth to another baby jealous.This world of sin? Not really possible.She is pregnant cos she slept with a boy.

[Aramide olawale]

the earlier the mum accepts the better.girls do bad stuffs nowadays so no one should be surprised at all in any way.

[Amynwan]

the holy spirit boy is at work, this time it is not the holy spirit but a guy is representing the holy spirit

[Aramide olawale]

the mother wants to be a grandma to another saviour of the world.so sorry.d only savior we have is d one we already knw.

[pugo]

Who knows if it is no the father nor the brother that can give her the pregnancy. It is a pity her daughter failed her. Upon all her trust on her

[Tina lawrence]

I laugh so hard at this one.
Where u people get this jokes from sef i don't know

[Nifemi Donald]

That is mary he's talking about.
That can't happen in this 20th century.
Never will it