Funny Joke :Jonah and the Whale

Started by Becky02, Jul 29, 2012, 08:02 PM

Becky02

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated a whale could not
swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Aramide olawale

jonah has gone since and you people are here arguing abt him.better think of how your own life wil be.

MR JOKE

Maybe it's even the child that would go to hell while the teacher will go to heaven.We can't say how it's gonna be o.

Becky02

 see this wicked girl oo... She wants to go to heaven n her teacher to go to hell.

Tina lawrence

this kid is bent on arguing this to the end the teacher has to quit or face the penalty.i advice her 2 quit

Seun Omokunle

Mumu piple,dnt no jonah has gone to rest in heaven but still here arguing on it. Well,go try whale now .

Nifemi Donald

See what Jonah's case has caused in this particular class.Oga o something that has happened several years back