HILLARIOUS JOKE : IF NOT FOR........

[Motivational Tunrayo]

( Joke of the day ).
Title : IF NOT FOR.
NB : Remember this is a joke and shouldn't be taken personal (NO OFFENSE).
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IF NOT FOR PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES, MANY OF US WILL STILL BE WRITING JAMB.
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IF NOT FOR NOLLYWOOD, SEGUN ARINZE'S EYES WILL BE USED FOR GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY.
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IF NOT FOR MUSIC, GOLDIE WOULD AV BEEN A HOUSEMAID/COOK.
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IF NOT FOR MUSIC RICKROSS WOULD BE THE MASCOT FOR KFC.
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IF NOT FOR NOLLYWOOD AKI N PAWPAW WOULD BE SOMEWHERE HAWKING ORANGE AND PAWPAW.
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IF NOT FOR ARSENE WENGER'S POLICY, ARSENAL MIGHT HAVE WON A TROPHY AND RVP WON'T BE LEAVING.
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IF NOT FOR BANKY'S HEAD HATS WOULD AV BEEN CHEAPER.
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IF NOT FOR FAMILY WEALTH SINA RAMBO WOULD BE A WAITER.
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IF NOT FOR THOSE WITH AGBALUMO, YOU'D THINK SHE'S A DUDE *wink*
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IF NOT FOR BOKO HARAM MAIDUGIRI WOULD BE A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.
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IF NOT FOR EVE WE'LL STILL BE WALKING AROUND NAKED.

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[MR JOKE]

These are good ones o.But wait o Tunrayo, Do you mean some girls use agbalumo? You are exposing their secret o.They wont be happy with you.

[Becky02]

This is really funny sha....but wait o, what are ladies using agbalumo for? Pls be kind to tell me.

[Tina lawrence]

shina rambo looks like a waiter trully.i'm with you on that one.his family's wealth saved him

[Amynwan]

very funny my dear, keep the ball rolling.

[Nifemi Donald]

If not for God this world wold have turned to another thing entirely.expecially this Nigeria

[Tina lawrence]

You have spoken well o.especiallly with the Aki and Pawpaw part

[Amynwan]

hhahahaaaaahahahah no be small thing o, if not for God who will be alive today? what of that. lol

[Folami David]

one of the most hillarious jokes i've seen here.you are the future tatafo of Nigeria

[Stanley_13001]

nice one here, well done