Funny Joke: Poor guy

Started by Becky02, Aug 02, 2012, 08:32 AM

Becky02

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants intercourse, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

MR JOKE

What a terrible thing to happen to micheal at such tender age.Oh my God this is not looking good at all.Well the wife says she love him too. 

Motivational Tunrayo

He should bear it.It is not a nice situation but he should just manage.He would have been happy if it was his wife.Funny man o

Becky02

Yeye ma.. He tut he will go for his wife not knowing that he is coming for him.

Nifemi Donald

This man has really suffered.thank God the woman sclaed through.the man did not mind they did something to his own wife

Tina lawrence

The wife has said it all.
He has to be strong for the great task ahead
too sad for the man

Nifemi Donald

This is a bad incident.
So sad to read this.