Funny Joke- If you had wat i had

Started by Bsquare, Aug 02, 2012, 11:59 AM

Bsquare

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents."

Nifemi Donald

50 cent is a lot of money for him.
That is what he feels...
He is happy about it

Tina lawrence

I put it to him that he is a poor man

Nifemi Donald


Rexyspy

Smart Guy..... He needed to drink it hurriedly to be ready for whatever comes next.

Nifemi Donald

so that was why he ran into the shop