Funny Joke - WELCOME ONBOARD

[Mudassir Danhassan]

This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

[Chepos]

Na daina express? How dem go do now?

[olagenesis]

Yeeeeepppaaaaaaa, wetin dem go do now? Very funny, kudos!

[Motivational Tunrayo]

Everybody run for your life!!! Who wants to die.Get your parachute as soon as possible.That would also teach you a lesson of always staying in your environment.   

[Aramide olawale]

this is a very tight corner.d owners of d aeroplane must be wicked pipu.how wil dey survive dis nw.may God be withu..

[Becky02]

Jesus christ! Its not going to be funny if this happen in real life

[Nifemi Donald]

Nobody should wait o.
This is death staring at people's face.
Hurry o guyz.