Funny Joke: Karate Dog

[Bsquare]

Well a couple living in a area in Nigeria which is filled with crime,after 5 neighbors got robbed decided to get a guard dog so the wife got to a pet shop and said"i need a good guard dog".
but the clerk says"sorry we are all sold out,all we have here is this small Irish dog,but he knows karate.
The wife doesn't believe him so he says to the dog"karate this chair"an the dog goes over to the chair and shreds it to pieces,then he says to the dog"karate the table" and the dog goes over to the table and broke it to pieces.
So the wife took the dog home and showed it to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog,but then she told her husband that it knew karate and he said"karate my ass"

[Segun fadare]

His ass will have to be karated.there is nofin he can do about it.next time he'll learn to accept things the way they are.

[Motivational Tunrayo]

The dog would do a perfect job with that.That is the least of the jobs he's been doing ever since it started karate.it would satisfy the man.

[walax]

 see dis mumu man oo. He don die be dat

[pugo]

God go save the man