Funny Joke - LIFE IS SHORT

[Mudassir Danhassan]

There was a man sitting at this bar staring at his drink. He did this for about 30 minutes. Then all of a sudden comedian walked in. He was a very famous comedian and he always made fun of people who died at young age. So anyway he came in drank the guys drink. The guy started to cry. And the comedian said sorry, look i'll buy you another one. The guy said that's alright.
The comedian asked what's wrong

And the suy replied, well first of all i woke up late and got sacked from my job, then when i am coming out of my wrorkplace i come to find my car stolen, then i take a cab, then remember i left my wallet and all my money in the cab and then i walk into my bedroom to ofind my wife in bed with another man, and then i come to this bar thinking of putting an end to my life when come in and drink my POISON!

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

What a very bad luck for this man.is this how he will die? Very bad for him to die like this.if he knew he won't have left his house.