Funny Joke - THE EUROPEAN IJAW

[Mudassir Danhassan]

An European,who has spent almost 44yrs in Nigeria was taken on hostage by a group of Ijaw militants in the Niger-Delta region (South-South Nigeria), unknown to them that He speaks Ijaw language,and his popularty called Izon Owei (Ijaw Man).And was driven to a fishing pot,in the deep mangroove forest.The man on sighting the first young girl,said,AMA TUBARA (girl how are you),the militants looked at him,kept quite.And later over heard one of them saying, no do,no do,dis man go fecth us like N5-6m,and i must launch my latest camry. And the man shouted,ah ayiba......abey i niomu (Ah my GOD,this boy are you crasy).Suprisingly,hearing the man speaking Ijaw language,like a true son of the soil. They started shouting,na abino,na abino,return am back quickly,peppe no go rest for em head.
So N/D youths,lets stop WAHALA and face our altimate GOAL.

[Florence Amara]

Nigerias guys can b funny in their quest 4 money.

[Ajadi yusuf]

Albino will bring no money o.go and change him quickly if you need money.that is the best thing for you people to do if you want to be rich..

[Tina lawrence]

Hehehe see what Ijaw language has caused.So hillarious..tnxs for this

[pugo]

Is gud no be familiar wit d language where u ar