Funny Joke: Woman

[Bsquare]

New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements.
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at any thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful wealth reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

[Glory Skales Charity]

Thank you for sharing this.
I rate it ten over ten.
Pls ensure you drop more of this.
I would appreciate. 

[Motivational Tunrayo]

Women, no matter how horrible we can be sometimes, we are still a lovely gender.Men cannot do without us.

[olagenesis]

Good one there, but you should add this. Highly needed for supports to success, cant do without them.

[Nifemi Donald]

Good description of a woman.i am proud to be one.tnxs for sharing this 

[Tina lawrence]

i wish i could use a charm now to make all the men in this world to see this.they have to know who WE are