funny joke: THE BOOK OF MALACHI

[Seun Omokunle]

It was a sunday morning,when a pastor was heading to his church(already late) and he saw to preach the sermon on that day. When he got church compound he saw a very ripe and fresh attracting mango on the mango tree but was already late and was rushing down to the altar,then he said to himself '' I will come back and pluck this mango when and through'' cos he loved mango so much.
  He started preaching and was also watching out for the mango not be plucked by another person. Not quiet long he saw the church guard,an hausa man who was trying to pluck the mango and he said to himself ''what can I do for him not to pluck the mango,since he knew he can't come outside because of the mango. One of a sudden the hausa man mounted on the mango tree and held the mango with his hands ready to be plucked,immediately,the pastor shouted EVERYBODY OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALACHI!! As in MALAM-KAI. 

[Nifemi donald]

He doesn't want to miss out on what the aboki wants to take.he is a smart man.the aboki too should hear now.

[Seun Omokunle]

Pastor self dey chop fruit nw,but I belief the aboki will surely here dat.

[Tina lawrence]

Look at the things they are doing in the vineyard of God.there should be praying they are doing another thing

[Becky02]

I pray the malam will understand what the pastor was saying sha

[Tina lawrence]

what the mallam is taking is more important to him than his sermon.he is a great sinner that needs forgiveness

[Seun Omokunle]

May God have mercy on us,it can appen to anybody

[Nifemi Donald]

How will the hausa man even know he is talking to him?