Funny Joke - A Dwarf in the bar

Started by Ibrahim Ibrahim A, Aug 26, 2012, 04:47 PM

Ibrahim Ibrahim A

A dwarf goes into a bar in Storm wind and orders four beers. He starts drinking them, one sip each at a time, and after about a half hour he's finished all four, pays, and leaves.

The next day he returns, doing the same thing. The bartender looks at him funny, but pours the four drinks and serves them. He drinks them the same way, until he finishes all four, pays, and leaves again.

The third day, when the dwarf returns, the barkeep can't take it anymore. "If you drink the beers one at a time, they'll all be cold and won't get flat at the end. Why do you want all four at the same time?"

The dwarf explains: I have a brother in Iron forge, one in Booty Bay, and one who lives on Theramore Isle. We can't get together as much as we want, so at the same time each day we all go to a bar and order a round. We drink 'em all and pretend we're all at a bar together".

The barkeeper nods and serves four beers. Nobody else disturbs the dwarf while he finishes off the four beers.

The next day the dwarf comes into the bar, but only orders three beers. Silence falls. Nobody at the bar can look the poor dwarf in the eye. Finally, the barkeeper walks over to try to console him. "I'm so sorry for your loss. Do you want to talk about it? tell us what happened to your fourth brother".

The dwarf looks confused for a moment, then bursts out laughing.

"It's not what you think!!! I just quit drinking today!"

Becky02

Poor man, he quit drinking by taking jst 3 beer. ℓ☺ℓz

Motivational Tunrayo

This one is not serious o.
If he was now tall nko what will he do then.
So he is taking the 3 for his brothers?

Tade olaitan

vewi funny.3 alcoholic drinks is even more than enough for him.he is now lying.vewi hillarious dwarf.

Seun Omokunle

Poor thing u think we don't know what is going on?

Folami David

Quote from: Becky02 on Aug 27, 2012, 06:02 PM
Poor man, he quit drinking by taking jst 3 beer. ℓ☺ℓz
The economy is poor....Don't blame him