Funny joke: Husband And Wife

[Seun Omokunle]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside
and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die;
1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.
2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with house hold chores.
4.Have intercourse with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

[Becky02]

 see wicked woman o... Of all what the doctor said, the only thing she cld remember is the husband's death.

[Seun Omokunle]

She wants her husband to die so dat she possess all his belongings but I won't really blame her cos that's women's behavior. You people are too wicked.

[Tade olaitan]

he married the wrong wife!!!

[Nifemi Donald]

This husband and wife are two unserious people.so so funny to read

[Folami David]

what a marriage built on lies!