Funny joke: DIVORCE

[Seun Omokunle]

   A man and his wife were in court for divorce,
the problem is who gets the custody of the child.

  THE WIFE jumps up and says,your honor I brought the child into this world in pains and labor, he should be in my custody.

  The Judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say.

  THE MAN then said calmly "your honor, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is it.......? the MACHINE OR MINE"??

  #Wife fainted #

[Tade olaitan]

The man is absolutely right.he is the righful owner.no one can contend that with him.

[Becky02]

ℓ☺ℓz...  see smart man oo, na ATM own the money nao.

[Seun Omokunle]

@beckyHOW? If u withdraw 4rm ATM machine won't u take the money?

[Folami David]

The male said the plain truth.
The female has to gbafolorun.
There is nofin she can do

[Tina lawrence]

They should just divide the baby into two equal parts

[Nifemi Donald]

jobless people fighting over kids

[Folami David]

They should divide the child into two, that is the best solution to this issue..
Lmao