FUNNY JOKE: MARRIAGE VOTE OF THANKS

[olagenesis]

During a wedding
reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote
of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all
thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and
his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the
committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's
wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or
eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help
me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for
Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child
dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to
supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the
church marriage
committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and
decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman.
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I
suffered for this wedding.
Thank you..

[Becky02]

@poster u killed me with this joke. I cldnt control the way I laughed. U rock

[Tina lawrence]

Hahahhaha....This is multi funny.Funny in so many ways