The Murder Of English In Love Letter By Akpors

[Emmy Baba]

Akpors letter to Ekaitte....

Dear Sugar,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the
wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl.

Darling, please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you.

Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy
you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished
studying electrolysis and polymerization.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

Yourz Ever,
Akpors


(WATCHOUT FOR THE REPLY FROM EKAITTE)

[Amynwan]

Akpor the man! he is never a dull guy, lol

[Tina lawrence]

her reply is going to be the bomb.lots of grammatical errors will be there

[Folami David]

looks like english has offended him. he murdered it badly

[Nifemi Donald]

Akpos is an illterate o.He has never stepped inside a school.And he is toasting girl