Funny Joke: Couple Pet Names

[Emmy Baba]

A couple decided to call each other pet names and the wife said, "I'll be calling you TIGER". "Why?" he asked. "Cos u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics".

She then asked him, "What will u be calling me?" He said, "Zebra". The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's lovely & sweet. Why did you choose such a lovely name?" "Because of your STRETCH MARKS.

LMAO!

[Tina lawrence]

So that is the reason
oh my God! So funny

[Nifemi Donald]

They will forget about pet names and call themeselves by their real names next time

[Nifemi Donald]

This is what i call Coded Insult!
Real coded insult

[Tina lawrence]

It is a complement.the lasy shouldn't be offended.afterall,it's a pet name..