Funny Joke:Collection Of Female Jokes

Started by Sunexx360, Sep 24, 2012, 02:27 AM

Sunexx360

And God Created Woman                 
One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?"                                                 
Or What?                                           
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had intercourse with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong, and why doesn't she want to have intercourse with her husband anymore.                                           
Are Computers Male or Female?     
A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.                                           
Government Health Warning – Swallowing Gum                               
Late yesterday afternoon the US Government,in coalition with several major European countries, announced at a press conference new found dangers from swallowing bubble gum. The FDA first learned of this problem after one of their officials attended a Pilates class.                                       
Play Your Age                                   
A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?"

Tina lawrence

Female jokes are always hillarious too.Thaks you so much for this you put up to for our watching pleasure

Nifemi Donald

As a female, i understand this joke perfectly well