Funny Joke: Akpors got a new job in a 5 star hotel

Started by emezico, Oct 03, 2012, 10:24 PM

emezico

Akpors just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.

The manager told him:

"...in here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask"

Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said,

"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception"

... and he led them to the reception.

After the couple had been taken care of, Akpors asked the manager,

"Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?"

"No" came the reply from the manager.

"So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpors.

"That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag".

"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?"

"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said,

"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..."

The manager was shocked!

Nifemi Donald

Shockness must be all over him.
This is too much

Tina lawrence

Akpos has to be left jobless from now on.
He is not fit to have a job yet

Nifemi Donald


Tina lawrence

Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Oct 04, 2012, 07:04 PM
Shockness must be all over him.
This is too much
this kind of shock sef can kill someone

Shola Sholaz

Of course anyone would be so shocked at such utterance. It would be shocking to me as a person too

Folami David

Akpos is a very big fool to have said what he said. He can say very stupid at times. He must lose this job

EbukaOkafor14

The manager doesn't to stress himself at all. Akpos just lost the job!

Nifemi Donald

Well it is just obvious that he can't get this job at all. That is just the end of his stay over there.
Hahahahaha