Very Hillarious Joke : Hungry and Broke

Started by Tina lawrence, Oct 11, 2012, 01:01 PM

Tina lawrence

There were three men living together in London.An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian.They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.
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However, upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.
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The Afro-American went in first.After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill.
'' LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU! '' The Afro-American shouted! The waiter was confused because he did not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.
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Five mintes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food.
'' HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY! '' - The West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers, he let the guy go.
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Ten minutes later, The Nigerian walked in, and you know how we are. He sat down, lit up a ciggarette and odered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything the waiter spoke to him, '' Sir, I have been having all sort of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other men like you came in earlier and ate, and they said they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, ...... '' Before he could finish, the Nigerian interupted, rather emphatically, '' OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO, BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!! ''.

Stanley_13001

hahahahahahahahaha. Abeg make una no kik person wit laugh. 9ja na placd

Stanley_13001


Tina lawrence

That is why I am proudly Nigerian Stanley

Nifemi Donald

you are not serious o tina lawrence.this joke is damn sick.very funny

Amynwan

naija are alwayz sharp when it  comes to thing like that, we can never carry last fot that type of competition.

Nifemi Donald

nigerian tinz are always special.we are gud at everything.we rock!

Tina lawrence


stanley igbinoba

tina na waoh. u wan use laugh tire person

Tina lawrence

Don't be tired o Stanley.I'm copying my role models Emezico, Emmy Baba, Folami David and thee rest.So expect more