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Title: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: harrisonboge on Dec 29, 2011, 10:29 AM
1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--Rodney Dangerfield

2. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
--Molly McGee

3. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
--Mickey Rooney

4. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
--Helen Rowland

5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
--Unknown

6. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner

Title: Re: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:58 PM
The 5th number caught my attention. :D
Title: Re: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 09:37 AM
Quote from: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:58 PM
The 5th number caught my attention. :D

Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!
Title: Re: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: emezico on Dec 30, 2011, 10:23 AM
Quote from: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 09:37 AM
Quote from: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:58 PM
The 5th number caught my attention. :D

Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

Yeah, more of funny jokes would be appreciated. :)
Title: Re: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 10:42 AM
Quote from: emezico on Dec 30, 2011, 10:23 AM
Quote from: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 09:37 AM
Quote from: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:58 PM
The 5th number caught my attention. :D

Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

Yeah, more of funny jokes would be appreciated. :)

Ok.Thanks...
Title: Re: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 29, 2012, 11:12 PM
I feel this ones o
Title: Re: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 29, 2012, 11:28 PM
gud marriage jokes.
Title: Re: Funny Marriage Quotes
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 07, 2012, 12:16 AM
Don't you have inspirational quotes.I luv em.