1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--Rodney Dangerfield
2. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
--Molly McGee
3. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
--Mickey Rooney
4. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
--Helen Rowland
5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
--Unknown
6. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner
The 5th number caught my attention. :D
Quote from: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:58 PM
The 5th number caught my attention. :D
Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!
Quote from: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 09:37 AM
Quote from: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:58 PM
The 5th number caught my attention. :D
Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!
Yeah, more of funny jokes would be appreciated. :)
Quote from: emezico on Dec 30, 2011, 10:23 AM
Quote from: harrisonboge on Dec 30, 2011, 09:37 AM
Quote from: emezico on Dec 29, 2011, 08:58 PM
The 5th number caught my attention. :D
Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!
Yeah, more of funny jokes would be appreciated. :)
Ok.Thanks...
I feel this ones o
gud marriage jokes.
Don't you have inspirational quotes.I luv em.