Funny Marriage Quotes

[harrisonboge]

1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--Rodney Dangerfield

2. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
--Molly McGee

3. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
--Mickey Rooney

4. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
--Helen Rowland

5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
--Unknown

6. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner

[emezico]

The 5th number caught my attention.

[harrisonboge]

The 5th number caught my attention.

Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

[emezico]

The 5th number caught my attention.

Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

Yeah, more of funny jokes would be appreciated.

[harrisonboge]

The 5th number caught my attention.

Haha...same here too.You can be rest assured of more of this soon.Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

Yeah, more of funny jokes would be appreciated.

Ok.Thanks...

[Samo gideon]

I feel this ones o

[Samo gideon]

gud marriage jokes.

[Nifemi donald]

Don't you have inspirational quotes.I luv em.