YOU'RE LOCAL IF ...............(Add yours)
• Every nite, cd/dvd stores put their TVs outside to display fuji music videos with passersby standing on the road to watch in your area.
• The chicks in your area wear a particular top with "African Queen" written on it.
• Your neighbours play too much Kwam1, Pasuma, Saheed Osupa etc and you can differentiate between them.
• "UP NEPA" is a normal thing.
• The schools in your area have "Government Approved" on their signboards.
• People play football on the road when there is sanitation in your area.
• You can't play table tennis on the standard table but u are pro on d bench.
• You know all the rules of monkey-post.
• Every barbing salon in your area must play loud music.
• You can't get 750 or 1500 MTN recharge cards...you only get 100 and 200.
• Your alarm is the Imam that announces prayers in the morning.
• Without any training, you are a pro in fighting with bottles.
• You have a fight champion on your street.
• In your area, every secondary school leaver wants to sell recharge cards.
• Without studying Elect/Elect, you can change the fuse of a transformer.
• You know the names of every Yoruba/Igbo film actor/actress and can detect a new face.
• Mr biggs is the only fast food in your area.
• You call so many people "broda" and "anty".
• Bread hawkers come to your gate to ask if you are buying.
• People hawk anything...you can buy all your cooking ingredients just by staying in front of your house.
• You refer to your house as "yard".
• You are used to seeing ram fights.
Keep it rolling...
hahahahahah.............dis is 4ny :D
Emezico, you are funny.I love your jokes.
Quote from: Jumoke benson on Jun 01, 2012, 01:18 AM
Emezico, you are funny.I love your jokes.
Thank you!