Funny! You are local, If...

[emezico]

YOU'RE LOCAL IF ...............(Add yours)

• Every nite, cd/dvd stores put their TVs outside to display fuji music videos with passersby standing on the road to watch in your area.

• The chicks in your area wear a particular top with "African Queen" written on it.

• Your neighbours play too much Kwam1, Pasuma, Saheed Osupa etc and you can differentiate between them.

• "UP NEPA" is a normal thing.

• The schools in your area have "Government Approved" on their signboards.

• People play football on the road when there is sanitation in your area.

• You can't play table tennis on the standard table but u are pro on d bench.

• You know all the rules of monkey-post.

• Every barbing salon in your area must play loud music.

• You can't get 750 or 1500 MTN recharge cards...you only get 100 and 200.

• Your alarm is the Imam that announces prayers in the morning.

• Without any training, you are a pro in fighting with bottles.

• You have a fight champion on your street.

• In your area, every secondary school leaver wants to sell recharge cards.

• Without studying Elect/Elect, you can change the fuse of a transformer.

• You know the names of every Yoruba/Igbo film actor/actress and can detect a new face.

• Mr biggs is the only fast food in your area.

• You call so many people "broda" and "anty".

• Bread hawkers come to your gate to ask if you are buying.

• People hawk anything...you can buy all your cooking ingredients just by staying in front of your house.

• You refer to your house as "yard".

• You are used to seeing ram fights.

Keep it rolling...

[Pricyp]

hahahahahah.............dis is 4ny

[Jumoke benson]

Emezico, you are funny.I love your jokes.

[emezico]

Emezico, you are funny.I love your jokes.

Thank you!