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Title: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: emezico on Sep 30, 2012, 01:39 PM
A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time.

So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details.

(As he would understand)

The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in.

Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen.

Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him,

"I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday."

The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means.

"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.

"Your wife fell 7 times this week"

The chief fainted.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 30, 2012, 02:05 PM
They want to kill this man before his time...
Vewi funnie
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 30, 2012, 06:50 PM
even when he is a pastor,he still does not have rest of mind
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Folami David on Sep 30, 2012, 07:11 PM
who dash akpos pastor?
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Post by: Semiauto03 on Sep 30, 2012, 10:40 PM
serious matter!!! heart attack go set in
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Folami David on Oct 01, 2012, 12:15 AM
Quote from: Semiauto03 on Sep 30, 2012, 10:40 PM
serious matter!!! heart attack go set in
Yes o.....confirm heart attack!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 07, 2012, 03:42 PM
The seven men that did are in trouble
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Folami David on Oct 07, 2012, 03:50 PM
akpos should be a conductor not a pastor
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 12, 2012, 01:11 PM
And akpos had decided to change for the better o by becoming a pastor.He will have to change for worse again now
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 13, 2012, 02:03 AM
I can't imagine Akpos being a pastor.It is just too funny
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors
Post by: femifemzy3 on Dec 24, 2013, 05:41 PM
Akpos being is a pastor is a No No.
This is just funny for the comedian to be called A Man Of God.