Funny Joke: Pastor Akpors

Started by emezico, Sep 30, 2012, 01:39 PM

emezico

A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time.

So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details.

(As he would understand)

The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in.

Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen.

Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him,

"I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday."

The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means.

"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.

"Your wife fell 7 times this week"

The chief fainted.

Nifemi Donald

They want to kill this man before his time...
Vewi funnie

Tina lawrence

even when he is a pastor,he still does not have rest of mind

Folami David


Semiauto03

serious matter!!! heart attack go set in

Folami David

Quote from: Semiauto03 on Sep 30, 2012, 10:40 PM
serious matter!!! heart attack go set in
Yes o.....confirm heart attack!

Tina lawrence

The seven men that did are in trouble

Folami David

akpos should be a conductor not a pastor

Tina lawrence

And akpos had decided to change for the better o by becoming a pastor.He will have to change for worse again now

Nifemi Donald

I can't imagine Akpos being a pastor.It is just too funny