Funny Joke: Old Woman on trip to Benin

[emezico]

An old woman boarded a bus 2 Lagos from Calabar, and told the driver; "driver, if u reach Benin stop me o!

"The driver nodded and then she shouted again" my children, una don hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded 'YES MA'.

On the long journey 2 Lagos, everybody slept off but dis woman never blinked.

They never knew dat she dosn't know Benin.

After several hrs of driving and Lagos close-by, with Benin about 4hrs behind, the woman den asked; 'driver you never reach Benin ni?'

'Ooh!! the driver exclaimed.

Mama Benin is like 4 hours behind us.

The woman screamed and started crying "take me back to Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"

After all said and done, and considering the age of the woman, it was agreed that the driver should turn back 2 Benin.

On gettn 2 Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman to drop as she ws already in Benin.

The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a sachet of panadol, removed two tablets and swallowed with the bottled water she was holding.

She then smiled and said; 'Na my daughter say if I reach Benin, make I take 2
tablets of panadol'.

Oya! Make we go Lagos.......... .Hahahaha....

[Jobbers]

What a sick and funny old woman! Why couldn't she just say that initially? She caused commotion and wasted people's time.

[Ebuka4more]

Dats so hilarious

[Jafar Anka]

if na me i no go carry her again

[Amynwan]

all this old mama/papa dem to dey trouble person, if not for their age person no suppose dey listen to their talk sef

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

This is a funny joke.

[Nifemi Donald]

all this old mama/papa dem to dey trouble person, if not for their age person no suppose dey listen to their talk sef

We just have to always listen to them....No matter what,they are still wiser

[Folami David]

she was just working everyone up for nothing.