Funny Joke: Sunday school teacher and professor

Started by emezico, May 30, 2012, 11:05 AM

emezico

Prof was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually, prof sleeps throughout the class session.

One day, the teacher called on prof while he was napping, "Tell me, who created the universe?"

When prof didn't stammer, Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed prof in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted the prof, and the teacher said, "Very good" and prof fell asleep again.

A while later the teacher asked prof, "Who is our Lord and Saviour" But, prof didn't even stammer. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Prof again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" Prof shouted and the teacher said, "very good," and fell asleep again.

Then the teacher asked prof a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed prof with the pin. This time prof jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

The Teacher fainted! LOL...

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I don't think any other joke is as funny as this.

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