Funny Joke: Signs to know when to visit your Pastor/Imam for Prayers

[emezico]

SIGNALS TO KNOW WHEN TO RUSH TO YOUR PASTOR/IMAM FOR URGENT PRAYERS

- If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.

- When you fail BOTH Maths and English in WAEC.

- If you slap a military man.

- If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.

- When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.

- When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.

- When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.

- If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY .

- When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.

- When you beat up a military man's ONLY child.

- When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.

- When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.

- You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram,  and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a "LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!" ringtone

[Emmy Baba]

The fear of Boko Haram is the beginning of switching move!

[Glory Skales Charity]

Hahahaha this is funny, especially the last one.

[emezico]

Hahahaha this is funny, especially the last one.

l would say the last one was funny to me, too.

[Segun fadare]

U are right.