Funny Joke: SANGO Bank of Nigeria (SBN)

[emezico]

As the CBN Governor sat down to invent Islamic Banking for Nigerians and the President of CAN also thought of Christian Banking, we have also taken time to conduct a survey and came up with Traditional Banking for Nigeria.

It will be the simplest and yet the most secured and complicated way of trusting and keeping your money with us.

The name of the bank nationwide will be SANGO Bank of Nigeria (SBN).

Your money will be transported spiritually to any destination of your choice (local and overseas).

OPC will be the chief security at all bank locations in the SouthWest.

Egbesu in the South South.

MASSOB in the SouthEast.

Boko Haram in the North.

(So you know why your money is safe)

No need for ATM when you can just sit at home and send or receive your money by reciting some incantation on a piece of red cloth stuffed in a cow horn.

The following documents will be required to start banking with us immediately:

(1) the beards of a young mosquito

(2) the left last toe of a cockroach

(3) three strains of a lion's hair

(4) a snake's egg

(5) five drums of palm oil

(6) six yards of white cloth.

We also offer internet banking for the yahoo fans.

For more enquiries, please visit our website:

www.sangobankng.com
or
call Obatala on 0803-THU-NDER.

We promise to serve you best.

SANGO BANK OF NIGERIA
.....wouldn't you rather bank with us.

LMFAO!!!!

[emmaeny]

I love this type of banking, pls how do I open my own account, how much to open a current account?

[EmekaWilson]

I love this type of banking, pls how do I open my own account, how much to open a current account?

I tell you,me sef go lyk get account

[Tade olaitan]

This site is the funniest site i've ever been on.

[Tade olaitan]

He is repping the yoruba part of Nigeria.

[Tade olaitan]

Lmfao

[Tade olaitan]

Ridiculous one.Hahah

[Nifemi Donald]

Nobody will save his or her money there.
The name is scary

[Sunexx360]

Where do you see this funny joke

[Nifemi Donald]

This is what they call, safe keeping of money