Funny Joke: Agony BlackBerry Chat

[emezico]

The conversation below ensued between a young sweet girl and an old man.

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgal:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgal:::: 17, female, sweetlips,bootylicious n' delicious, live in ikoyi, and you?
Charmer:::: I'm 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live at ikoyi.
Sweetgal:::: You're 52 years old? OMG!
                     Serious? Same age as my dad?
Charmer:::: I'm just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgal:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as intercoursey as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom
                     with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgal:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful and intercoursey wit fresh boobs and
                     booty
Sweetgal:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgal:::: I think we shud meet because you are in Ikoyi and I am also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice. Where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new 
                     BMW X6, intercoursey girl?
Sweetgal:::: Tomorrow I am goin to school it won't be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,going to school is very important.
Sweetgal:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don't want my   
                     dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.
Sweetgal:::: It's a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey, your friend's name is Lucy?
Sweetgal:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Ikoyi are you?
Sweetgal:::: House number 5 and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you???
Sweetgal:::: Dad, is that you???

Lobatan!!!!

[Samo gideon]

Papa and daughter.hahaha

[Aramide olawale]

Shameless father and daughter.Where's their mothet? She's in the wrong family.