Funny Joke: Lying Girls

[emezico]

Amongst this girls mentioned below, who lie pass?

1. Sylvia says....Waiter..., pls I like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA?

2. Cathrina says.....Ore mi give me your PIN, lemme call you.

3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired, I just made my hair in shop-rite.

4. Rejoice replies......Reall...y?? I want 2 spend my summer in London, this xmas period.

5. Cynthia explains.......I Just bought my BB, but I haven't collected the PIN.

6. Bose brags......When I'm flying (Airplane), I always like the window seat, cos I open it for fresh air.

7. Fatima says...... I prefer London to UK during winter.

8. Titi says.......Hmmm, you can't even imagine, I just bought a g-string, and the thing I like most about it is the back pocket.

9. Bukola orders.... Pls, if you don't have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.

10 Toyin laments.....in our house eh, we use to have 3 pools, until armed robbers stole them .

LMAO!

[Samo gideon]

Na the last one lie pass oooo

[Segun fadare]

Big time great liars.

[Tade olaitan]

This ones sabi lie o

[Becky02]

All of them na liers ooooo.

[pugo]

These girls have PhDs in lieing

[femifemzy3]

The confidence they used in lying is just Top Class. What makes it more funny is that they don't even realize that they're lying.