If Ladies Were Banks?

[emezico]

Below are the comparison:

The tall and slim ones are called -- SKYE BANK.

The robust and spacious ones -- OCEANIC BANK.

The ones that move from one relationship to another -- INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The silent but dangerous ones are -- FIRST INLAND BANK.

Those who are not cute yet they love being heard are -- BANK PHB.

Those who stick to one man are -- FIDELITY BANK.

Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection are -- UBA.

Those that go to any extent to make you sad are -- ZENITH BANK.

Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue are -- UNION BANK.

The brief and summarized ones are -- MICRO FINANCE.

The huge ones that stand 'Gidigba' for ground are -- FIRSTBANK.

The beautiful, reserved and homely ones are -- DIAMOND BANK.

The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke are GT BANK.


* So Ladies, which bank are you?

* Guys, which bank do you think your lady belongs to?

[olofinfavour@yahoo.co.uk]

I belong to the three banks you did not mention, sterling, acces and wema bank. so what are my atribute?

[Samo gideon]

Funny one.I luv the OCEANIC part.

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

This is the most hillarious joke i've ever read.And everything just fits.I'm clapping my hands for whoever wrote this right now...

[Segun fadare]

Ladies are compared to banks? Lol