Very Funny Joke: Akpors complains of his Dad & Mum to Teacher

[emezico]

Teacher: What's wrong?

Akpors: Our house is very small. Мe, my mum and my dad all sleep on the same bed. Every night My dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say "No", then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.

Teacher: Tonight, when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer, OK?

The following morning Akpors' teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness! Why the swelling?

Akpors: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping, I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving. Mum was breathing heavily, kicking her legs up and making small noises.

Then My dad asked My mum, "Are you coming?"

Mum said, "yes, I am coming, are u coming too?"

Dad answered, "yes".

They don't usually go anywhere without me, so I said, "wait for me I'm coming too." Lol...

[Jumoke benson]

Nigerians are very funny.Na somebody form this joke o

[emezico]

Nigerians are very funny.Na somebody form this joke o

Na so ooo... Naija situation go bring the best out Nigerians. LOL...

[Engr Jidex]

Veri 4ni

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

Akpos is still a small boy.How will he understand?

[Tade olaitan]

And akpos no get fault o

[Becky02]

Good for him oooo.... Next time he will learn to keep quiet

[Jafar Anka]

the boy is too young to no how far they have gone he don't no that the place is not for children

[Olusimple]

Its a must o! They hav 2 wait 4d boi.

[pugo]

The parents should buy mat for the boi and wait till mid nit so they will start