Funny Joke: New Pastor visiting congregation

Started by Emmy Baba, Jun 14, 2012, 07:30 PM

Emmy Baba

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was
naked."



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Amynwan

wow every body knows how to  quote the bible and even how to use it for negative things

Bimbola

lol, and to think of it, both r chapter 3, d 1st & last books of d Bible...

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