Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!

[Becky02]

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when
a Pastor met a team of policemen
who, quite
naturally, wanted 'something' from
him. Since he was not prepared to
play their games, they asked for his
papers and having combed through
everything
without any offence with which to nail
the 'stubborn' pastor, they now
asked him to open the bonnet of his
car.
A careful scrutiny of the engine
number against what was on paper
revealed that
letter 'U' was written in such a way
that it could be mistaken for letter 'V'.
That
was all the officer-in-charge needed to
shout "stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even when he knew
he committed no offence, the pastor
called the OC to say he was a priest to
which the officer replied :"Please,
leave that
pastor thing...in any case, if you are
indeed a pastor, then you must have
a
Bible in your car, bring it."
The Pastor did as was commanded
after which the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the
recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your
adversary who is taking you to court.
Do it while you are still with him on
the way, or he may hand you over to
a judge, and the judge may hand you
over to the officer, and you may be
thrown into prison. I tell you the truth;
you will not get out until you have
paid the last penny."
The man of God quietly made an
"offering" of "just" N100 to his newly
found "preacher".
"End of service go in peace and argue
no more", said the OC.

[Davzy folamz]

Police oooooooo

[Amynwan]

mehen this  ones are learned operation fire for twenty naira.

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

Money is the cause.

[Becky02]

mehen this  ones are learned operation fire for twenty naira.

yes oooooooo

[Mercy esther]

When it comes to business that involves money.They will do it.

[Segun fadare]

police with their pot bellies.

[Davzy folamz]

I hope money won't be their undoing at the end of the day.