Funny Joke: Female Teacher Called Madam

[Jobbers]

A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade.

The boy said "Madam, I should be in 4th grade, am smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade".

The Madam (teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy to the principal's office. She explained everything to the principal who decided 2 test d boy with sum questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What is 3+3

Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6

Boy: 12

And so on, the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right. The principal then told d Madam to send the boy to 4th grade. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: A cow have 4 of what?, and we have only 2 of what?

Boy: Legs

Madam: What is in your pants that you've but I don't have

Boy: pockets

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid

Boy: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky the principal's eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do

Boy: Tent

The principal was looking restless

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me 1st

Boy: Wedding ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good

Boy: Nose

Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come wit a quiver

Boy: Arrow

Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u don't get it, u've 2 use ur hand

Boy: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in sum men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage

Boy: surname

Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumping and is responsible 4 making luv

Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.

[emezico]

hahaha...funny madam

[Tade olaitan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST.

[Nifemi donald]

i lik that.

[Tade olaitan]

This ish is funny.

[Tina lawrence]

This boy is a very smart being.Look at the way he is just answering the questions anyhow.....Nawa for that teacher too o